ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

(via evanedinger)


dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via hi)


bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

(via sleepyzombieunicorn)


Wedding dress design fall 2020: Me                                        Model: Lipsyl                                       Photographer: @sleepyzombieunicorn

Wedding dress design fall 2020: Me Model: Lipsyl Photographer: @sleepyzombieunicorn




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velocitykillscolor:

xhonk:

femgie-flames:

vivelagiygas:

I don’t understand why Maned Wolves aren’t more popular on tumblr, I mean look at them
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They’re like
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foxes

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on

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stilts.

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they’re absolutely precious and

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totally

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fucking

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ridiculousimage

in every way

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Antilope foxes

its like a fox and bambi had a kid and were like herher its a wolf 

OMG WOT

(via somethingkindofstrange)


mattfrith:

I’ve been doing some stuff for TomSka recently so I thought I would show off some stuff…

mattfrith:

I’ve been doing some stuff for TomSka recently so I thought I would show off some stuff…

(via elliotexplicit)


The funny part is that my dope outfit will distract you from me even doper face :)

The funny part is that my dope outfit will distract you from me even doper face :)



anus:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep

(via sleepyzombieunicorn)


waltgifs:

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

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(via allantruong)


snatchedweaves:

check the obituaries 

snatchedweaves:

check the obituaries 

(via dutchster)